[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.karikari.cz\/prinese-vam-jezisek-auto\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.karikari.cz\/prinese-vam-jezisek-auto\/","headline":"P\u0159inese v\u00e1m Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek auto?","name":"P\u0159inese v\u00e1m Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek auto?","description":"Nev\u00edm, jak je tomu u v\u00e1s, ale u m\u011b to chod\u00ed v pracovn\u00edch dnech n\u00e1sledovn\u011b: Den za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m tak, \u017ee jedu do pr\u00e1ce. A mus\u00edm se p\u0159i tom obrnit p\u0159\u00edmo svatou trp\u011blivost\u00ed. Proto\u017ee ne\u017e zdol\u00e1m t\u011bch p\u00e1r kilometr\u016f, n\u011bco se na\u010dek\u00e1m. V\u00edc stoj\u00edm, ne\u017e jedu. Proto\u017ee je dlouh\u00e1 kolona aut p\u0159ede mnou","datePublished":"2019-12-10","dateModified":"2023-05-11","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.karikari.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.karikari.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/55e7fbc61e9322b6822dac9bb7a03f27da3135fab89e5bb0463eeaffc32ea652?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/55e7fbc61e9322b6822dac9bb7a03f27da3135fab89e5bb0463eeaffc32ea652?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"karikari.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.karikari.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a362753_w3839_t1575752207.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.karikari.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a362753_w3839_t1575752207.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.karikari.cz\/prinese-vam-jezisek-auto\/","about":["Auto moto"],"wordCount":501,"articleBody":"Nev\u00edm, jak je tomu u v\u00e1s, ale u m\u011b to chod\u00ed v pracovn\u00edch dnech n\u00e1sledovn\u011b:Den za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m tak, \u017ee jedu do pr\u00e1ce. A mus\u00edm se p\u0159i tom obrnit p\u0159\u00edmo svatou trp\u011blivost\u00ed. Proto\u017ee ne\u017e zdol\u00e1m t\u011bch p\u00e1r kilometr\u016f, n\u011bco se na\u010dek\u00e1m. V\u00edc stoj\u00edm, ne\u017e jedu. Proto\u017ee je dlouh\u00e1 kolona aut p\u0159ede mnou a ur\u010dit\u011b i stejn\u011b dlouh\u00e1 za mnou. Kam a\u017e oko dohl\u00e9dne, v\u0161ude jenom auta.Z pr\u00e1ce se pak pochopiteln\u011b vrac\u00edm dom\u016f. Jedu, nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 zase stoj\u00edm. Proto\u017ee je dopravn\u00ed \u0161pi\u010dka a silnice je ucpan\u00e1. Nic neobvykl\u00e9ho.Kdy\u017e pak jdu na autobus nebo od n\u011bj, nedaj\u00ed se ta auta p\u0159ehl\u00e9dnout. A tak vid\u00edm to, co vid\u00edm. Ve skoro ka\u017ed\u00e9m aut\u011b sed\u00ed samotn\u00fd \u0159idi\u010d a vozidlo zeje pr\u00e1zdnotou. Tak\u017ee m\u011b napad\u00e1, \u017ee jde vlastn\u011b o hlup\u00e1ky. Proto\u017ee kdyby takov\u00ed nevyt\u00ed\u017een\u00ed jednotlivci jeli autobusem nebo vlakem, vy\u0161lo by je to daleko levn\u011bji. Oni by u\u0161et\u0159ili pen\u00edze a j\u00e1 stejn\u011b jako v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed nervy.Jen\u017ee oni se prost\u011b vezou autem. Je to pro n\u011b pohodln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed nebo je to mo\u017en\u00e1 jenom in. Ale logiku to nem\u00e1. Proto\u017ee \u010d\u00edm v\u00edc jich je, t\u00edm pomaleji to pochopiteln\u011b jede. Silnice nejsou nafukovac\u00ed.Jen\u017ee co potom? Potom si lid\u00e9 ve ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 hromadn\u00e9 doprav\u011b st\u011b\u017euj\u00ed. \u017de jim spoj nep\u0159ijel v\u010das, \u017ee nebyli v\u010das tam, kde m\u011bli b\u00fdt. A p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b u\u017e to nemaj\u00ed v \u00famyslu podstoupit. A pokud m\u016f\u017eou, tak\u00e9 nasednou do auta. Pr\u00fd aby tam byli d\u0159\u00edv. A ucpou silnice je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc. A tak to jde po\u0159\u00e1d dokola. U\u010din\u011bn\u00e9 perpetuum mobile.Ulice a silnice jsou pln\u00e9 t\u011bch, kdo se nem\u016f\u017eou hnout z m\u00edsta. Paradoxn\u011b proto, \u017ee je tu moc t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed sp\u011bchaj\u00ed. Nebo t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou natolik l\u00edn\u00ed, \u017ee se prost\u011b bez auta ani nehnou. A jsou l\u00edn\u00ed si i spo\u010d\u00edtat, na kolik je tahle legrace p\u0159ijde, kolik \u010dasu tr\u00e1v\u00ed hled\u00e1n\u00edm m\u00edsta k zaparkov\u00e1n\u00ed a jak daleko od sv\u00e9ho c\u00edle ho \u010dasto najdou a mus\u00ed j\u00edt stejn\u011b hodn\u011b daleko p\u011b\u0161ky.Ale p\u0159esto se v\u0161ichni voz\u00ed. Nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 sed\u00ed ve vozech na silnic\u00edch a \u010dekaj\u00ed, zda a kdy se kolona pohne. A te\u010dou tu nejen pen\u00edze, ale i nervy. Zejm\u00e9na te\u010f p\u0159ed V\u00e1nocemi, kdy se obj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00ed n\u00e1kupn\u00ed centra.A pak si ve\u010der sedne \u010dlov\u011bk unaven\u00fd t\u00edm popoj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm k televizi. A mo\u017en\u00e1 se t\u011b\u0161\u00ed, a\u017e si podle n\u00e1vodu z reklamy koup\u00ed nov\u00e9, lep\u0161\u00ed, dal\u0161\u00ed auto. A vyjede. Aby n\u011bkde z\u016fstal st\u00e1t.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.6\/5 - (12 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"P\u0159inese v\u00e1m Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek auto?","item":"https:\/\/www.karikari.cz\/prinese-vam-jezisek-auto\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]